He's Just Not That Into You :: Or This Movie

What just 'cause a guy sees He's Just Not That Into You and Twilight you think he's whipped?! You are! At least I HAVE a girlfriend!

Lock it up.

Seriously though, I promise to review movies that are much cooler in the coming months.

Fellas,

This movie sucks. It's 129 minutes long, in my opinion 104 too many. You're going to hate most of the characters, both male and female. There's the crazy girl who won't stop calling you, a couple of passive-aggressive ones that want babies and/or marriage, and a the hot yoga teacher whose sole purpose is to ruin your life. The writers paired these compelling characters up with all the dudes you love to hate; the frosted-tipped douchebag who can have either Jennifer Connelly or Scarlett Johansson but can't make up his mind (a terrible problem to have), the scrawny knowitall butthole with leather furniture, and Ben Affleck. Seriously, do like I did, if you have to go see this movie, get an I.O.U. from your lady friend and take her to see Transformers 2 in June.

Good Luck,
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Ladies,

I'm not going to lie and say that I enjoyed this movie, because I didn't. At all. That being said, I was able to gauge the reaction of the audience (mostly female) and most of the 40+ crowd seemed to be having a ball. There was cackling laughter at "myspace" jokes, gasps and murmurs at the twists, and maybe a few sniffs and tears towards the end. As I elbowed my way out of the theatre, I overheard a few groups talking about how much they liked it. The two females in my group were split 50-50. The bottom line is that you'll probably think it's a fair movie. Yes, you're all a little crazy, and yes, we're all pigs to some extent. This movie portrays all of that with the subtlety of a jackhammer. If you drag you man to this movie, please give him incentive, and for the love of god, don't expect him to like it.

Love,
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