Recently we had a chat with Brooklyn rockers Cymbals Eat Guitars. We don’t like people to pass through our city without knowing a little bit about them, so we felt it necessary to get to know this up-and-coming band before they invade Hi-Dive on April 1 (get your tickets now, by the way, this will be a tough get come show time). Here’s what frontman Joe D'Agostino had to say:
ER: What's the best breakfast you guys have had while on the road?
CEG: English breakfast is usually pretty satisfying. Eggs over easy, toast, fried tomatoes, beans, coffee.
Empty Reviews: So you're going to be all over god's green Europe in a couple of weeks. How excited are you for that?
Cymbals Eat Guitars: We're actually finishing up our European tour right now, we're in London tonight opening up for We Are Scientists at the Hoxton Bar and Kitchen, and we have our last headlining show tomorrow night, also at Hoxton. Perhaps you're referring to the US tour we have coming up with Bear in Heaven and Freelance Whales?*
ER: Put together your dream lineup. Who would you love to open for/have open for you?
CEG: I would like to formally open for Wilco, rather than sharing a festival bill with them (which was AMAZING!!)... also, Broken Social Scene, the reunited Pavement, ummmmm... many bands, I love too many bands.
ER: You played Monolith last year at what I think was the height of the downpour. You were lucky enough to be playing inside, but it was frenzied from what I heard. Did you get a chance to "be a fan" at the festival at all or was it too crazy?
CEG: Monolith was a blur, and we had to leave Colorado after we finished playing to head to Salt Lake City or somesuch. We got to see part of our tour mates' set (the Pains), but that's really it... that's how it goes most of the time though. The only festival I really got to experience as a fan was Pitchfork in July. Red Rocks was magnificent though, that's something I'll remember for the rest of my life.
ER: There's gotta be some gambling that goes on when you're on the road. Can you give Gilbert Arenas some pointers on how to settle the unpaid debts of teammates, or band mates in your case?
CEG: We don't really gamble, and we don't know who that is, sorry.**
ER: Does your bus/van have a name?
CEG: We don't own a bus or van, we always rent, so we don't have any attachment to our vehicles, at least not to the extent that we would name one. The Yellow Renault Master we had on our Euro tour in November was usually referred to as "You piece of shit", or "you fucking piece of fucking shit, god damn it".
ER: Fill in the blanks: Cymbals Eat Guitars... Our music is like ________ meets ________.
CEG: Lazy comparisons are the blight of music journalism, but Wilco meets Pavement meets Cap N' Jazz meets early Modest Mouse meets the Wrens meets everything I've ever listened to and loved. I don't think our sound or anyone else's can be reduced to two component parts.***
ER: I might start a war here but I don't care because I live in Denver. What's the best borough to play?
CEG: Brooklyn, hands down.
ER: I noticed you guys are pretty active on the Facebook. iPhones?
CEG: Well, Matt Miller is the only member of the band who has an iPhone but he never ever twitters or facebooks for the band. Cafes with wifi are our window to the world.
ER: You are being photographed for the cover of a major magazine. You are given three costume options: Pirate, Spaceman, Nude. What do you choose?
CEG: Spacemen, no doubt. J. Spaceman and Sonic Boom always looked killer in spacemen outfits, and Matt and I like to get mystical so it'd be appropriate I suppose.
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* – Indeed we would have, but at the time we sent out the questions the band had yet to leave the United States. Such are the pitfalls of getting answers to questions that are a month old.
** – Our bad on this one. Somewhere we thought we read that CEG was into basketball… Guess not.
*** – We agree! Which is why we were hoping for something a little more creative… like “a tiger meets a bottle of hot sauce” or something…





